Pet Remembrance Day 2007pic

Pet Remembrance Day 2007

The look of their paws The sound of their voices The smell of their fur The touch of their noses The depth of their love Memories of the…
lexmonkey Jun 11, 2007
100,000 miles!pic

100,000 miles!

Saturday, March 31st, 2007 12:14 PM West Hollywood, California
lexmonkey Apr 02, 2007

Lexmonkey's Photo Stream

2 new pics
lexmonkey Mar 30, 2007
Less than 100 miles to go!pic

Less than 100 miles to go!

(And this photo is already a week old.)
lexmonkey Mar 28, 2007
Not valid until signedpic

Not valid until signed

...but other than I'm ready to flee at a moment's notice.
lexmonkey Mar 20, 2007
Getting close!pic
Our first official meeting for Burning Man 2007pic

Our first official meeting for Burning Man 2007

We've started cooking up some good stuff.
lexmonkey Mar 12, 2007
The Man burns in 201 days!pic
Save the monkey, save the world.pic

Save the monkey, save the world.

What am I doing at a paper company? How did I wind up in Texas? And why don't I have any memory of this?
lexmonkey Feb 07, 2007
Where has LexMonkey gone?pic
Office building corridorpic
Office building corridorpic
Giant snow globepic

Giant snow globe

And so it begins.
lexmonkey Nov 27, 2006


Thanks, dvl!
lexmonkey Nov 20, 2006
I've been waiting 17 years for a good Bond flick.pic

I've been waiting 17 years for a good Bond flick.

I was a huge Bond fan when I was younger, but after License to Kill they ran into legal troubles and there were no new…
lexmonkey Nov 18, 2006
Gold Rush wrap partypic

Gold Rush wrap party

The end of an enjoyable job. Time to find the next one.
lexmonkey Nov 10, 2006
Lunchin' at The Standardpic
Even the sky seems more blue today...pic
To the leftpic

To the left

Hopefully this country will pull its collective head out of its collective ass, at least a little bit.
lexmonkey Nov 07, 2006
New half-size shopping carts at Whole Foodspic

New half-size shopping carts at Whole Foods

This was the most exciting part of my weekend.
lexmonkey Nov 06, 2006

Lexmonkey's Photo Stream

8 new pics
lexmonkey Nov 01, 2006

Lexmonkey's Photo Stream

4 new pics
lexmonkey Oct 30, 2006
Stick this in your coconut!pic
My inner geek took over at the post office yesterdaypic
Technicolor car washpic
It's Monday...pic

It's Monday...

...I'm gonna need a bigger button.
lexmonkey Oct 23, 2006
My finger bleeds for artpic
from knitgirl eh!pic

from knitgirl eh!

lexmonkey Oct 18, 2006
Blurred Widowpic

L.A. Burning Man Decompression '06

Another 18 photos featuring a little taste of Burning Man (ordered in reverse so you can start with the first pic and go forward).
18 new pics
lexmonkey Oct 17, 2006
I lt3 the ArcLightpic
If only...pic
History Lessenpic

History Lessen

Maybe they should start with spelling lessons.
lexmonkey Oct 11, 2006
This just might be the ugliest comforter ever.pic
Brush strokespic
I had that dream again...pic
Quien es un agente secreto?pic

Quien es un agente secreto?

My spanish is a bit rusty, but I think that translates as "Big Brother is watching you."
lexmonkey Oct 04, 2006
Riding on the Metropic

Lexmonkey's Photo Stream

6 new pics
lexmonkey Oct 02, 2006
Compare and contrastpic
Welcome to L.A.pic
Newsweek suckspic

Newsweek sucks

Headphonic posted it first but I just wanted to do my part to help spread the word.
lexmonkey Sep 26, 2006
Grill Stationpic


It's exhausting watching humans work.
lexmonkey Sep 21, 2006
Forget the Pebbles and the Puffs...pic

Forget the Pebbles and the Puffs...

...these are Extreme Value!
lexmonkey Sep 20, 2006
Twice Your Monkeypic

Twice Your Monkey

I won 5 bucks!
lexmonkey Sep 19, 2006

Bad Signs

Please contribute to this gallery! Post pictures you've taken of poorly designed or badly maintained signs by emailing them to: "lexmonkey.bad.signs@" Please include your name so I know…
2 new pics
lexmonkey Sep 18, 2006

Lexmonkey's Photo Stream

6 new pics
lexmonkey Sep 18, 2006

Burning Man 2006

Photos of my 2006 Burning Man experience from prep to playa (and back again).
48 new pics
lexmonkey Sep 15, 2006
New profile picpic

Burning Man 2006

Photos of my 2006 Burning Man experience from prep to playa (and back again).
48 new pics
lexmonkey Sep 13, 2006


We made good time on our journey only to get stuck in the wrong line at the entrance. It seemed like an eternity before we…
24 new pics
lexmonkey Sep 11, 2006
I have returned!pic

I have returned!

Burning Man was amazing this year. I shot over a thousand photos so it's going to take me a few days to sort through them…
lexmonkey Sep 07, 2006
report all dumpspic

report all dumps

by walkalone
lexmonkey Sep 05, 2006
Gone Burnin'pic
A Burning Man Project, Part 4vid

A Burning Man Project, Part 4

The Thinking Cap in action! You can see last year's Mystery Meteor in action here.
lexmonkey Aug 24, 2006

Lexmonkey's Photo Stream

3 new pics
lexmonkey Aug 24, 2006
Back in Blackpic

Back in Black I was last year.
lexmonkey Aug 23, 2006

Lexmonkey's Photo Stream

2 new pics
lexmonkey Aug 22, 2006
Caesar decided to update his imagepic
Seriously kids, don't do drugs.pic
The charm of downtown Los Angelespic
Glasses or...pic

Glasses or...

Is it me, of does this look like something else?
lexmonkey Aug 15, 2006
Hail Caesar!pic

Hail Caesar!

We're still working feverishly at HQ to complete all our projects for this year's Burn (we leave in 11 days!). Between my regular job and…
lexmonkey Aug 14, 2006
Yet another window displaypic
On the road with Spudheadpic
JB is our pantomime DJpic

JB is our pantomime DJ

Working out the basics of our Frigidarium.
lexmonkey Aug 09, 2006
Chris, before losing all his money.pic
The floor at HQ has seen many Burning Man projectspic
Another window displaypic
Yeah, right.pic
The La Dolce Vita entrance arch, disassembled.pic
Dale tries out the octagonpic
Window displaypic
Plant food or breakfast cereal?pic
Out of Orderpic

Out of Order

3 days? What will the caffeine addicted do? Probably walk a block and a half to the next Starbucks.
lexmonkey Jul 26, 2006
More unusual skiespic

More unusual skies

This is also from Saturday, a little while before the sunset I posted yesterday.
lexmonkey Jul 25, 2006
Atomic sunsetpic

Atomic sunset

This weekend brought record breaking temperatures and some very strange skies to Los Angeles. This is Saturday's sunset, as the low-res camera on my Treo…
lexmonkey Jul 24, 2006

From Madelyn

Slow Children Run Fast "Goodness is the only investment that never fails." - Henry David Thoreau
2 new pics
lexmonkey Jul 23, 2006
Some of the table tops for our cafepic
Cabana prototype completepic
from knitgirlpic

from knitgirl

lexmonkey Jul 19, 2006
Sketching out the cabanapic
Italian cafe in progresspic


This year for Burning Man we are going with a Roman theme.
lexmonkey Jul 17, 2006
Palm trees at nightpic
bad signpic

bad sign

from knitgirl
lexmonkey Jul 12, 2006
Big fish, small pond.pic

Big fish, small pond.

It's hard to get a sense of scale with the photo but this was the biggest fish I've ever seen in a glass aquarium. He…
lexmonkey Jul 12, 2006
Reason 520973 I'm a vegetarianpic

Reason #520973 I'm a vegetarian

A bloody piece of carcass on display at the supermarket.
lexmonkey Jul 11, 2006
Monkey Breadpic

Monkey Bread

It occurs to me now that the ingredients of a product called "Monkey Bread" should include either: A) Bananas or B) Monkeys There is no mention of option…
lexmonkey Jul 06, 2006
Fireworks factory explosion stolen from Google Videovid

Fireworks factory explosion (stolen from Google Video)

In 2004 a fireworks factory in Denmark caught fire. The results were spectacular.
lexmonkey Jul 04, 2006

"If the people of this country have spoken, the message is we're okay with it all."

This is a fantastic speech given by James Spader (written by David E. Kelly) on Boston Legal last week. The episode's plot involves his character…
lexmonkey Mar 21, 2006
lexmonkey Mar 08, 2006
The Simpsons with live actorsvid

The Simpsons with live actors

The UK's Sky One channel made this to promo the show. It's not 100% perfect but they did a fantastic job. (For some reason the sound…
lexmonkey Mar 05, 2006
Monkey's Mystery Meteor Rockvid

Monkey's Mystery Meteor Rock

Here is that color-changing rock I created for Burning Man last year, now presented in full (but grainy) motion - thanks to the miracle of…
lexmonkey Feb 16, 2006
David Cross goes off on Foxvid

David Cross goes off on Fox

A short rant by David Cross (in Tobias F√ľnke/Mrs. Featherbottom costume) criticizing Fox's inability to find an audience for Arrested Development. (Yes, I'm still bitter.)
lexmonkey Feb 12, 2006
lexmonkey Jan 06, 2006
neon bananapic
lexmonkey Nov 02, 2005
channeling lennon by way of avedonpic
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  • Los Angeles CA, US
  • Male, Libra
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  • Member Since: 2004-08-01
  • Relationship Status: preparing for my future ulcer
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Religion: Atheist

About Me:

Often smart
Frequently dumb
Kind of cool
A little bit nerdy
Generally comical
Sometimes philosophical
Always vegetarian
Definitely NOT a Republican


avoiding 59 million americans for the next two years

Favorite Music:

the beatles, oingo boingo, the beatles, fatboy slim, crystal method, beastie boys, the beatles, the clash, lou reed, the doors, the beatles, green day, violent femmes, devo, they might be giants, and did i mention the beatles?

Favorite Movies:

the aviator, the incredibles, spider-man 2, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, lost in translation, bowling for columbine, rushmore, fight club, american beauty, reservoir dogs, austin powers, babe, 12 monkeys, terminator 2, barton fink, goodfellas, midnight run, raising arizona, ghostbusters, raiders of the lost ark, the muppet movie, apocalypse now, superman, star wars, taxi driver, the godfather, a clockwork orange, the good the bad and the ugly, dr. strangelove, goldfinger, citizen kane, casablanca

Favorite TV Shows:

|NOW:|, the daily show with jon stewart, arrested development, lost, rescue me, the shield, boston legal, south park, |THEN:|, picket fences, monty python's flying circus, the simpsons, futurama, millennium, seinfeld, cheers, taxi, the office, st. elsewhere, miami vice, remington steele

Favorite Books:

|TEXT:|, america (the book), the principia discordia, fear and loathing in las vegas, the illuminatus trilogy, the stranger, fight club, the shining, |GRAPHIC:|, maus, safe area gorazde, from hell, watchmen, the painting that ate paris, the invisibles, 100 bullets